- I don't wanna be here! I just can't!
- Well, hate to break it to you, but you have to, in case you didn't notice.
- Where am I again?
- Home.
- And where did I want to be?
- Last time I checked you wanted to be "alone".
- How can I get there?
- You can't.
- I see. Can I listen to music yet?
- No.
- Are you ok, Dude? Seems like you've seen a ghost or somethin'!
- Sorta. Apparently I'm still alive!
- What da...! Why?! What happened?
- I went to buy some shit tonight. There was a guy at the shop who remembered me after 20 fu[beep]ing years! He was my third-grade classmate at elementary school! After 20 years! I mean come on! What the fu[beep]?!
- That's it? Somebody remembered you and now you act like you have seen a puppy having intercourse with a crocodile?!
- Did I mention the "after 20 years" part?
- Twice.
- So... it's no heavy shit?
- The guy remembered you. That's the shit, but heavy? I doubt it.
- I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about the guy's memory!
- Well, obviously he has a good memory for jerk-offs. What's the big deal? And what does it have to do with you being alive? How many times do we have to go over it?
- Alright! Don't start it again.
- I won't if you don't make me to.
- OK.
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed.
- Me too.
- Good night then.
- Good night.
- From morning to night I stay out of sight...
- Stayed.
- Who?
- No one. It's "From morning to night I stayed out of sight..."
- What did I say?
- You said "stay".
- Will you?
- Will I what?
- Stay.
- I don't know. Do you want me to?
- I don't know. Do you want to?
- No.
- Fu[beep] off then!
- Bye.
- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!
- Sorry?!
- I should've fu[beep]ed her in the eyes!
- Man! They were exquisite! Angelic!
- Tell me about it!
- Nice headcut, by the way.
- Thanks.
- I'm assuming guillotine?
- Scissors.
- Really?! How long did it take?!
- Not long. They were very big.
- You look so goofy. I like it.
- Thanks, Dude.
[a divine voice] - Thanks.